Monthly Archives: September 2015

Get Your Face Out for The Lads

Jim’s not keen on the burka. He thinks – the verb ‘thinks’ is used very loosely here, you understand –  and I quote: “ I have nothing against Muslim religion but feel wearing burka is very wrong it is demeaning of … Continue reading

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God Save the Queen: Corbyn versus the State

So the republican, atheist Leader of – irony on the way – Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition didn’t sing the national anthem. Oh very dear. Really, this should have been as controversial as discovering David Cameron dislikes income tax and poor … Continue reading

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Jeremy Corbyn’s Women Problem

Attacks on Corbyn were obviously going to redouble the very minute he won the leadership contest on Saturday. And they will come from many different places but, so far, it seems to be the Labour leader’s stance on women that’s … Continue reading

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Imagine…

Paul doesn’t “believe in refugees” (Aye, I know. Like Santa? Or fairies?) He insists they’re all “economic migrants.” Firstly, let’s assume that’s true, and that’ll be easy as many of you, like Paul, clearly believe it is, despite any evidence … Continue reading

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Charity Begins at Home

“Charity begins at home, mate. We gotta look after our own first.” “Really?” “Yeah, mate. We’ve got our own homeless people to worry about. Our own kids in poverty who need help and look at all the foodbanks we’ve got! … Continue reading

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Dave Takes a Meeting

The nightingales sang in Berkeley Square. Clock-faces wilted and then melted, folding themselves gracefully over the branches of chestnut trees. From the Prime Minister’s Private Office the sound of Big Ben striking thirteen could be heard. Reginald, the PM’s consigliere, … Continue reading

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Down By the Seaside

          If they’re black send them back If they’re brown let them drown If they’re white then they’re alright ‘British values’ shining bright One dead child upon a beach Now forever out of reach Of castles … Continue reading

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